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A Few Thoughts on the VP Debate
Meet Our Cast
These are the people who will lead our country through this challenging chapter in our history. Possibly our last chapter.
Donald Jessica Trump
President (best ever)
Artwork is compliments (and copyrighted to) Luanne Brown.
I may have had a lot of bankruptcies but I was also the host of a very successful television show that really prepared me for this. It was called the Apprentice. And now I host a new reality show they tell me, “If Donald Trump were President”. Our ratings are really really good.
Mike Pence and Mother
VP President and his wife
I love being number two and isn’t President Trump doing an amazing job? Mother, don’t you think so?
Trump Loyalty Rating (thinks trump hangs the moon and stars)
Dr. Birx and her chart
The Smart One
Ambassador-at-Large and US Global AIDS coordinator. Clearly embarrassed to show Jared’s chart but uses many big words and is very perky. Hard to say why she agreed to this.
Trump Loyalty Rating (lost a half star for not embracing the chart more).
Tony
Dr. Anthony Fauci - MD, NIAID Director
Help me. Please help me. I love my country but this is too much really. Dammit trump, I’m a doctor!
Trump Loyalty Rating - is aware of how to suck up but has veered off path a few times.
Alex Azar
Secretarty, Health and Human Services
Largely blamed for most delays as he allowed the president to believe this was probably just a hoax. Currently working really hard to get back into the inner circle, former drug company executive so likely instrumental in trying to corner vaccine market.
Trump Loyalty Rating - defensive gushing.
Sean Hannity
Providor of Presidential Intel
Hannity serves two roles – he provides all intel to the president and then translates directions to the masses on the Fox entertainment channel on the tv.